Fresh Fruits

I went down to the market to pick up some fresh fruit and veg for my mom today. Whilst I was looking at the various foods I realised how phallic some of them were. Soon I had chosen a couple of cucumbers and a couple of carrots and was running home so I could play before mom returned! I got into my bedroom, locked the door and started. I was kind of nervous, I mean they are big, but soon I had a carrot sliding in and out of my juicy slot. Wow, it felt great. Next I had the cucumber in there, it was bigger and I felt it stretching my lips wide. Soon I was upping the tempo as I was ready to cum and as I did I playfully nudged my asshole with the slick cucumber tip. That felt really good too, so I think I know what I'll try next time...